A geek like usual

• He describes everything in HTML.
• He assigns a natural disaster with a runtime error number 0x0000.
• He forgets friends who have no address contact starting with “www”.
• A sad day comes to him with “no new message” in his inbox.
• He has a dog online and a batch script to feed the dog everyday.
• He does not know his girlfriend's name but Skype ID.
• He wonders if his girlfriend be better viewed in Firefox latest version.
• He give a nice name to a computer but finds difficult to name his son.
• He can locate an IP's country but has no idea where the Pyramids are.
• He uses a router to find the way to post office.
• He knows the distance from London to Paris in “hop count”.
• He has typed the text that you are reading in 1000 miliseconds.